Originally written on Sept. 2, 2005, this post is constantly updated and occasionally reposted at Siel’s whim.

Put down The Secret. Here’s the green Angeleno’s guide to the good life:

Eat & Drink

1. Get caffeinated. Drink coffee that tastes better and does good. Find your local organic fair trade coffee shop — or if you must go to Starbucks, take the Starbucks Challenge.

2. Dare to eat a peach — a fresh juicy one from a local farm. Enjoy the tastiest, most eco-friendly fruits and veggies possible — without going out of your way.

3. Get your protein. Opt for grass-fed, free range, organic, and local meat, milk, and eggs, stick to sustainable seafood, and go easy on the highly processed veg meats.

4. Do happy hour. Find out how to green your drink — from beer to wine to shots to cocktails and beyond.

5. Indulge in dessert. Eat ice cream, sorbet, and chocolate. Fair trade and organic options are easy to find now –

6. Learn to cook. Take a local, organic cooking class. There’s bound to be one suited to your diet and lifestyle.

7. Treat yourself. Dine out at an eco-friendly restaurant — or get organic meals delivered to your doorstep.

8. Lose the junk. Try an eco-friendly diet — or just get motivated to get the scary crap out of your body.

Get Around

1. Take a walk — It’s sunny out! Easiest way to get walking more often: Live in a walkable spot. But wherever you are, discover one-mile-radius living.

2. Bike it. My pink townie saves me lots of money and parking hassles — and the Los Angeles biking community’s helpful and friendly.

3. Ride easy — whether on bus or rail. Some bus routes will actually get you to your destination faster and cheaper than in a car, especially if you account for the driving time spent looking for parking — and the money spent paying for it.

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>> Do polar bears turn you on — to safer sex? The Center for Biological Diversity’s giving away 100,000 free Endangered Species Condoms beginning on Valentine’s Day, with slogans like “Cover your tweedle, save the burying beetle”!

The freebies are a reminder that creating a brand new American’s about the ungreenest thing you can do for the planet, even if you can afford organic, flushable, biodegradable diapers. No telling where the giveaway spots will be on Valentine’s Day, but you can enter to win a lifetime supply of free condoms! Earlier: All condoms.

>> Fake Plastic Fish’s Beth Terry complained about all the plastic Valentine’s Day crap at her local store — so I put together a plastic-free romance guide of eco-friendly Valentine’s Day gifts — complete with an upcycled, handknit teddy bear. Yes, I knit a bear –

>> Salon’s feminist blog Broadsheet has a great list of what to click this Valentine’s Day if you’ve decided not to go to any of the green Valentine’s weekend events I recommended happening around town. Salon’s list’s good for both Valentine’s Day lovers and haters –

Image via endangeredspeciescondoms.com

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Does the cold winter weather have you staying in to knit warm woolen mittens and scarves? If so, you may be going through the same conundrums I’m dealing with. DIY knitting can be a very eco-friendly hobby, but knitters who want to keep their handmade goods environmentally-friendly and cruelty-free will likely find wool yarn shopping challenging, to say the least.

I started to realize this when I got some new woolen yarns to try from Stitch Nation by Debbie Stoller. Yes, the Debbie behind the Stitch & Bitch books I love has come out with a new line of pretty-colored yarns — a 100% peruvian wool yarn called Full o’ Sheep, a viscose from bamboo and wool blend called Bamboo Ewe, and a wool and alpaca blend called Alpaca Love.

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Received an ugly sweater as a holiday “gift” — and don’t know how to knit yet? For $30, you can get that unfashionable item upcycled into a one-of-a-kind, handknit winter accessory!

How? Send it to Reknit, a new service dreamed up by graphic designer Haik Avanian — and knit together by Haik’s mother. Mail in an old sweater, and Haik’s mom will unravel the thing and reknit it into a scarf — even mixing in a second color to add an accent stripe or two if your sweater happens to be a plain unicolored dud. (via Ecouterre)

All that costs just $30 including return shipping — a real bargain price for an eco-friendly, upcycled, handmade, unique accessory. I’m left wondering how fast Haik’s mom knits —

Have more than one ugly sweater — but don’t need that many scarves? Then try sending Reknit one sweater a month because while Haik’s mom’s knitting scarves in January, she’ll be knitting something else next month. In fact, you can vote on what you’d like her to make by visiting Reknit’s website now to pick between beanies, iPod cases, cut-off gloves, or socks.

Earlier:
>> 6 Stealthy ways to keep holiday “gifts” out of the landfill
>> How to DIY while de-car-ing: Knit baby booties on the bus

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Love the holiday gifter but hate the gift — and maybe even temporarily love the gifter a little less due to the hideousness of the “gift” you got? We’ve all got our horror gift stories — but we need not jettison the unwearables and unusables and unlook-at-ables into the landfill. Here’s how to turn those abominations into new admirable gifts and creative endeavors, reducing waste while having a little fun:

1. Put it on Etsy and submit it to Regretsy. If you haven’t discovered Regretsy yet, you’ve been missing out on a lot of horrified laughter. This site — with the tagline “Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet” — proudly features the ugliest and scariest of goods put up for sale by people who fancy themselves crafters. We’re talking handmade destroyed jeans — a.k.a. extremely old dirty jeans with holes containing a disembodied knee, no less! — to an eco-intentioned but just grotesque crapeau made with upcycled prune juice containers.

I know what you’re thinking: Regretsy’s fun, but how exactly will a website pointing out how ugly my “gift” is actually help me get rid of the gift? Believe it or not, quite a number of items that make it onto Regretsy sell quite well! April Winchell, Regretsy’s creator, told Wall Street Journal’s Speakeasy blog she loves it when the fugly items sell: “People send me emails and say, ‘I sold a painting, so revenge on you.’ But that’s what I wanted the whole time!”

So why not try Etsy-Regretsy-ing your “gift,” maybe offering it for just the price of shipping? Putting an item on Etsy to simply get it featured on Regretsy is gaming the system a bit, I suppose — but the sheer scariness of items like the masturbating dinosaur wall art already makes me think some Etsiers must be deliberately dabbling in craftwrecks….

That dino sold, BTW. So did the crapeau! Did you get it for Christmas?

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I don’t know why I procrastinate gift-getting until the day I need said gift, but thanks to Damien Newton (right) of Streetsblog LA’s baby shower on Sunday, I’ve figured out how to support public transportation, DIY culture, fair trade, and the environment — all while using time efficiently:

1. Get easy public transit directions to get from Santa Monica to the party in Echo Park. Driving alone to a Streetsblog party would be dumb, since the blog’s all about getting out of our cars and out of traffic jams.

And since Metro’s now on Google Transit, traveling green’s a lot simpler –

2. The bus ride’s about an hour long, so find “One Hour Baby Booties” knitting instructions in Stitch ‘n Bitch Nation.

3. Get on the bus and start knitting furiously! Field questions from an older gentleman who asks what you’re doing then launches into a story about how much he used to love cross-stitching.

4. Panic a little when the bus arrives on time — but the knitting’s not finished on time. Decide Streetsblog guests’ll be fine with your making the present at the event. Meet, greet, then keep knitting.

5. Modify the Stitch ‘n’ Bitch directions a bit to give the booties more flower power.

6. Compose a message in a “Falling Leaves” environmental greeting card — made of Saa paper from mulberry bark that regenerates each year and sold at fair trade e-store Novica.

7. Put everything in a pre-loved bag. Reuse!

Top screenshot via Google Maps, bottom photo via Los Angeles Streetsblog, all other photos by Siel

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If you love Eco-Etsy and rail against cheaply-made mass manufactured products, then get over to the Silent Movie Theater RIGHT NOW, where Handmade Nation’s screening!

Ok — The premier screening started at noon, so you’ll have sadly missed that and the Q&A with the filmmaker Faythe Levine and the goodie bags — but you’ll be there just in time for the mini-craft fair happening from 2 pm – 6 pm today. That FREE fair will feature talented L.A. crafters, a Handmade Nation book signing with Faythe Levine, and craft demos.

Plus, the second screening starts tonight at 7 pm — so you can just stay at the Silent Movie Theater all Saturday. Can’t make it today? Four screenings of the film happen tomorrow, but sans the fair.

Anyone who’s shopped at Etsy, gone to the Renegade Craft Fair, Unique LA or Swap-O-Rama-Rama, or visited Majestical Roof in Pasadena will have an appreciation for this film. Handmade Nation “documents a movement of artists, crafters and designers that recognize a marriage between historical techniques, punk and DIY (do it yourself) ethos while being influenced by traditional handiwork, modern aesthetics, politics, feminism, and art.”

Handmade Nation’s also holding screenings across the U.S. — including Atlanta, Milwaukee, Albuquerque, Austin, and Seattle — in coming months. Watch the trailer below, then check the Handmade Crafts blog to find out when the film will be in a theater near you.

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>> Make your own Obama. Finger puppet, that is. (via Wosted Witch)

>> The League of Conservation Voters released its 2008 scorecard rating members of congress on their environmental votes. McCain scored 0% and Obama 18%, due to missed votes. California’s US Senators both got 100%. 14 of Cali’s US House members also got perfect 100%s, but 11 other House members got perfect 0%s.

>> From NewScientist’s Short Sharp Science blog: A phantom penis, and how to remove it.

>> From Slate: What a Boy Wants: How do you know whether an adolescent really wants a circumcision?

Photo via Lion Brand Yarn

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>> Nerve’s put together its list of the 50 Sexiest Music Videos of All Time. There’s Madonna and Prince and other expected suspects — and also this lesbian rap group I’d never heard of called God-des & She! So many subcultures, so little time. Here’s their song, “Lick It.”

>> Crafty people: Did you know about The Carnival of Green Crafts? The current carnival’s at BlogHer. Submit your eco-crafty projects here; I’m hoping to get my recycled mice-and-booties project into the next one.

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I have officially turned very ugly socks I received as a gift:

Into two pairs of baby booties and a couple mousy cat toys to give away.

Thanks for voting on the color of the flowers for the booties. Excess yarn was used to stuff the mice, making this an almost zero waste craft project. I ran out of blue at the end though, so the orange mouse’s tail’s kinda stumpy. Oopsie.

The pink pair are going to Ginny-Marie Case, who had a baby shower yesterday. Wasn’t able to make it — but the booties will arrive fashionably late in my stead. Anyone else expecting a new baby — or have lonely cats?

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