• Ikea instructions for making Dick in the Box. Complete with relevant links :)
• The Cali Board of Equalization’s looking different! Come January, 4 of the 5 Cali tax board members will be Asian Americans. “In generations past, Californians forbade some Asians from owning property. Now they’re electing Asian Americans to oversee the taxing of all property.”



• Vacuum shoes! Walking becomes cleaning. (via Celsias)
• Why happily single women should stop fucking around and get married already, according to a woman fired by Rupert Murdoch for being too conservative: “when you’re 80 years old and an invalid, who’s going to wipe your butt?” Dude, that’s your reason? Even from a purely statistical and pragmatic standpoint, yr future hub’s likely to die before you; marriage is not a surefire way to avoid dying incontinent and alone.

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