For all my fellow atheists, here’s a couple of god-free Xmas stories to read through on this green Xmas day:

>> A Porn star’s holiday party. One Nerve writer dares to attend an X-rated party — “for science.” Unfortunately he makes the mistake of taking as his date a prudish jetlagged girl he’s had a crush on for years. “It’s harder to mingle at an orgy than you might think,” says he.”

Joining me over the buffet was not so much a transsexual, but a man with huge fake boobs who made no attempt to dress or act like a woman. He had nice tits, I’ll give him that.

>> Atheist Xmas celebrations — or the joy of celebrating a godless Christmas. I consider Christmas mostly a pagan holiday, and use it as an occasion to celebrate and trade gifts. Torie Bosch has an oldie but a goodie at Slate about her godless celebratory tradition:

Even without believing in the divinity of Jesus, I think that I mark the holiday the same way as many of the faithful—a time to donate to causes I believe in, to welcome the winter from the comfort of a warm home, and, most importantly, to reconnect with family and friends.

Earlier:

>> What Would Jesus Buy?
>> Clicklist: Innovations and atheists
>> Clicklist: Xmas for atheists
>> First Fridays at NHM: Atheists have a heaven too –
>> Tuesday questions: An atheists’ eco-holiday

Image via the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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