A twice-weekly sharing of eco-shwag.
I know it’s not Wednesday, but you might need extra time for this freebie. To win today’s giveaway, you must correctly Name That Schlong. Only correct penis identifiers will be entered in the drawing to win the enviable prize pack, courtesy of Sundance’s Green Porno, Isabella Rossellini’s short film series about sex and the mating habits of small creatures.
First, to seduce you to play — The prize pack includes:
>> A Vye and Elle messenger bag made from recycled billboards
>> A Sundance “The Green” tee shirt made from bamboo fiber
>> A Sundance hat made from organic cotton
>> A set of small speakers made from recycled materials
That prize pack will be yours if you can tell me what species the pink penis Isabella’s poking in the image below belongs to.
For a hint, visit Sundance’s SUNfiltered blog — and look for a photo gallery that can point you to the penis seek. This Name That Schlong contest was inspired by the “Why Vagina” episode of Green Porno:
Comment — with the name of the species you think the penis belongs to — by Sunday to get into the drawing. Don’t be tempted cheat on the schlong by simply copying what the other commenters write — They could be wrong, especially as I’ll be putting in decoy comments to throw you off!
The drawing will happen Monday (more info on freebies here). US addresses only.
It’s obviously human. I really need the laptop bag!
Comment by Greg — June 2, 2009 @ 9:07 am
Hello! I believe that schlong belongs to a Sea Lion. Great contest!
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Comment by BethBot — June 2, 2009 @ 9:08 am
It’s kind of hard to tell because the top of the penis is cut off in your picture… My guess is chimpanzee.
Comment by Sunny — June 2, 2009 @ 9:10 am
sea lion!
p.s. this has got to me the most interesting contest I’ve ever seen online…
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Comment by taylor — June 2, 2009 @ 9:15 am
I believe, from my close association with them, that the schlong belongs to a sea lion.
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Comment by Derek — June 2, 2009 @ 9:16 am
Sea Lion. Very nice.
Comment by Rick O! — June 2, 2009 @ 9:24 am
Looks like a homo sapiens gigantus to me…
Comment by drewfus — June 2, 2009 @ 9:25 am
looks like some awesome stuff… congrats to the winner
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Comment by josie — June 2, 2009 @ 9:42 am
Awesome content Siel ;-)
Sea lion.
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Comment by Kim Woodbridge — June 2, 2009 @ 9:50 am
Oh! The Huge Manatee!
Comment by Gwyn — June 2, 2009 @ 9:59 am
Tis a sea lion. Great way to direct attention to the Sundance link!
Comment by Ddodson — June 2, 2009 @ 10:41 am
Yeah for the sea lion schlong! Now if fish & wildlife would recognize how important they are and stop killing them in the Columbia river…
Comment by bonnie — June 2, 2009 @ 11:14 am
yep, must be a Sea Lion Penis.
Comment by Helen — June 2, 2009 @ 12:54 pm
and another one for sea lion (whoops almost typed sea loin- how apropos ;)
Comment by kelly — June 2, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
Sealion- great fun-Sundance website is excellent
Comment by Serge A. McCabe — June 2, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
sea lion!
Comment by Gay — June 2, 2009 @ 1:01 pm
It appears to be a sea lion.
Comment by brian — June 2, 2009 @ 1:12 pm
sea lion
Comment by annette roland — June 2, 2009 @ 1:16 pm
sea lion!
Comment by rk — June 2, 2009 @ 1:18 pm
Definitely a Sea Lion. Love this contest, never seen anything like it before! Well done :)
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Comment by Victoria — June 2, 2009 @ 1:23 pm
Sea Lion! Love this site by the way…sundance channel is EXCELLENT!
Comment by Tiffany — June 2, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
Haha, this contest made me smile on a really bad day! Thanks!
And I am going to guess Sea Lion as well!
Comment by Katie K. — June 2, 2009 @ 1:28 pm
Definitely the sea lion. She can poke mine any time LOL!
Comment by Tom White — June 2, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
haha it’s totally a sea lion
Comment by Crystal — June 2, 2009 @ 2:07 pm
Sea Lion…no doubt about it!!
Comment by Ed — June 2, 2009 @ 2:18 pm
Sea lion. I looked on Sundance before scrolling down.
No duck phallus in the gallery, but it reminded me of this:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11764-female-ducks-fight-back-against-raping-males.html
Comment by Dan — June 2, 2009 @ 2:36 pm
Looks like a tiger.
Comment by Kira — June 2, 2009 @ 2:36 pm
That is MOST DEFINITELY a Sea Lion! Hooray! Yep, the pictures tell all.
Comment by Mary Beth — June 2, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
sea lion
Comment by Nancy Visovatti — June 2, 2009 @ 3:27 pm
sea lion (i have never met one, but doesn’t look human type to me). i have met some of those!!!!
Comment by Nancy Visovatti — June 2, 2009 @ 3:29 pm
i agree with the others, the one she is poking is a sea lion…
Haha what an interesting contest… I totally just learned about different penis shapes!
What an awesome prize pack too, fingers crossed that I can score the cool shirt and messenger bag! Although the speakers are really cool too! And I could totally take the big blue bus from ucla to pick them up haha
Comment by Chris — June 2, 2009 @ 3:51 pm
It’s a sea lion schlong, and what a schlong it is.
Comment by Brian Morrison — June 2, 2009 @ 4:17 pm
That one is from a sea lion, yes.
Comment by Jozette Lopez — June 2, 2009 @ 4:24 pm
It looks to be from the sea lion
Comment by Barbara Williams — June 2, 2009 @ 4:32 pm
Definitely a sea lion.
Comment by Lynn Amato — June 2, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
Sea lion
Comment by Becky — June 2, 2009 @ 5:15 pm
A sea lion’s schlong (in intimate detail, I must add…)
Comment by Brian Born — June 2, 2009 @ 5:29 pm
Sea Lion
Comment by Jim Littlepage — June 2, 2009 @ 6:03 pm
let’s just say that penis is a remarkable
resemblance of the sea lion’s, for ‘good measure’- ah haha
:)
Comment by drue — June 2, 2009 @ 6:04 pm
sea lion
Comment by paul — June 2, 2009 @ 6:14 pm
Most certainly, the Sea Lion !
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Comment by Robin Kilgore — June 2, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
sea lion!
Comment by Stephanie Powers — June 2, 2009 @ 7:39 pm
I hate to follow the crowd, but I’d have to agree on the sea lion guess.
Comment by Mike — June 2, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
SEA LION ! WHOOZZZAAA
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Comment by Tamara — June 2, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
By the way, I was hoping for a whale penis because those suckers can be 6 feet long, now THAT is a longshlong, but again, it’s a Sea Lion which does look pecuilarly humanesque
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Comment by Tamara — June 2, 2009 @ 8:26 pm
me thinks it’s the sea lion!
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Comment by shannon — June 2, 2009 @ 9:02 pm
The “Sea Lion” owns this package! I adore Robert Redford and his Sundance Ranch. I wrote him many years ago about his stance on pollution and he actually sent me back a hand signed letter. Please enter me in this wonderful Sundance prize package giveaway drawing. Many thanks, Cindi
Comment by Cindi — June 2, 2009 @ 9:44 pm
A Sea Lion’ penis is WOW! I have so enjoyed Isabella’s entire ‘Green Porno’ series. Keep ‘em coming!
Comment by ray dorn — June 2, 2009 @ 11:39 pm
sea lion
Comment by dicky — June 3, 2009 @ 1:11 am
sea lion!
Comment by joe — June 3, 2009 @ 6:31 am
I think it is the sea lion’s penis. Looks like a human’s
Comment by Lisa Palmer — June 3, 2009 @ 7:55 am
sea lion!
Comment by laturk — June 3, 2009 @ 9:04 am
Sea :Lion!
Comment by Robert Stockham — June 3, 2009 @ 10:10 am
I think it is the sea lion… but I wish it were the Pine Wood Snake.. wow! I want to see one of those for real – sculptural schlong!
Comment by Vicki — June 3, 2009 @ 4:27 pm
It’s a sea lion
Comment by Amy — June 3, 2009 @ 5:14 pm
it’s a sea lion…
=0)
Comment by Jeffrey — June 4, 2009 @ 5:01 am
sea lion
Comment by anokie — June 4, 2009 @ 7:39 am
My next ex-husband! LOL!
Comment by Wildestwilder — June 4, 2009 @ 7:16 pm
It is a sea lions’ winker.
Comment by Boo — June 4, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
Sea Lion!
Comment by Lolsen — June 5, 2009 @ 8:35 am
Sea Lion
Comment by Mary — June 5, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
Just started an eco-environmental-green type team at work (we don’t have a name yet). I love the Sundance channel for info and ideas.
Sea Lion
Comment by treebean — June 6, 2009 @ 11:22 am
sea lion
Comment by Skye — June 8, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
Bethbot got lucky and found the right schlong, making the other 62 entrants penis-envious.
Comment by Siel — June 8, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
A Sea Lion.
This has to be the most unusual blog I have ever come across!
Comment by Ellen — June 9, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Looks like a sea lion to me.
Comment by Jo Jones — June 13, 2009 @ 1:23 am
I’m closing off comments on this post as people don’t seem to get that the drawing’s already happened –
Comment by Siel — June 15, 2009 @ 7:05 pm